THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
SOLANA · PUMP.FUN
One more buy.
And I am even.
You said it was the last one.
That was three buys ago.
WELCOME BACK
ONE MOREJUST ONE. YOU PROMISE.
Feeling lucky? That's how it starts.
NO CASH. JUST COPIUM.
IT PLAYS ITSELF. YOU JUST WATCH.
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−$0 / $109,100
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The machine took $109,100 and quit. You're still here.
“I don't have a problem. I have a position.”